Monday's Notes: "Remember him?"

… kung
The Big Man, Big Z bär United på axlarna med hjälp av domarna i England. Zlatan gör målen, domarna ignorerar kamikazesatsningar.

… förlorare
Arsenal bossar Everton och City totalt på bortaplan i en halvlek. Tappar båda matchern till förlust. Bottlers! But hey, it's the referees fault!

… fråga
Såg någon Özil på Etihad? 3 segrar av 22 mot topp 6. Ingen slump!


... hån
Lol.

… ursäkt
“I just apologised to John because he doesn't deserve to be out. I love him a lot. He is a really nice guy and he is good, but I just tried to do the same back four we played against Watford. Bacary Sagna also deserves to play. He is the nicest person I ever met, a polite guy, a gentleman, always thinking about the team and of course he also deserves to play, but I decided to play the same back four”
/Guardiola full av ursäkter


… remember him?
Flyttar i januari?

… sågning
"The defending leading to City's second goal was walking pace. You never walk on a football pitch. These players do normally put a shift in, they might not be the mentally toughest players in the world, but there is something fundamentally wrong."

/Gary Neville inte imponerad av Arsenal.

… tweet

4 - All 4 teams to have previously won 43+ points from their opening 17 games of a @premierleague season have gone on to win the title. Blue pic.twitter.com/jsdnsFB9NL

— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) December 19, 2016

11 raka segrar. Elva!

… åhå!
Jack Wilshere har gjort sin första assist på 2 år och 3 månader.


… tapp
2-0 mot Leicester. En man mer. Klart man blir förbannad!